If you're reading this, congratulations. You took my cherry. My very first blog post ever!
If there are comments below, well sorry, I'm damaged goods.
To answer the question:
Me: Hulk Hogan, as in Rocky III
Garvey: The Michael Jackson version of Ronald McDonald (just google "ronald mcdonald" in images).
On second thought, I'm going to disable comments. Let's let every one feel like a winner.
